recently, my car was attacked by a uhaul truck. it isn’t pretty and i’m afraid she isn’t going to make it. the two of us have been through a lot… we moved to l.a. together, made more than one cross-country road trip, many shorter, multi-state trips. i upgraded her, then downgraded her for the mean streets of nyc. she’s met many of friends, seduced many a ladies, broken many laws and lived a long full life of 14 years. she will be sadly missed by me and many others. rest in peace my beautiful black front wheel drive maiden of the open road. i hope car heaven is better than this sad ending at the hands of a uhaul truck. rest in peace.